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		<title>Comment on The countdown&#8230; by VoodooVal</title>
		<link>http://ilovejunk.wordpress.com/2009/10/07/the-countdown/#comment-99</link>
		<dc:creator>VoodooVal</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Oct 2009 02:03:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That video was magical.

And fantastapotamus would be part of my vocabulary now if I wouldn&#039;t stutter all over it. &gt;_&lt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That video was magical.</p>
<p>And fantastapotamus would be part of my vocabulary now if I wouldn&#8217;t stutter all over it. &gt;_&lt;</p>
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		<title>Comment on I bid you&#8230; welcome by VoodooVal</title>
		<link>http://ilovejunk.wordpress.com/2009/10/01/i-bid-you-welcome/#comment-97</link>
		<dc:creator>VoodooVal</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Oct 2009 01:46:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>NOTHING can be cooler than that banner. NOTHING, DAMN YOU</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>NOTHING can be cooler than that banner. NOTHING, DAMN YOU</p>
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		<title>Comment on Dragon*Con 2009 by Brad</title>
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		<dc:creator>Brad</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Sep 2009 20:05:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Holy shit. I totally know what I&#039;m going to be for Halloween now.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Holy shit. I totally know what I&#8217;m going to be for Halloween now.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Dragon*Con 2009 by VoodooVal</title>
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		<dc:creator>VoodooVal</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2009 21:34:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;ll have to renounce my previous post in light of the fact that Keller&#039;s leftover senses would become hyper-powered, a la Daredevil - if she could smell where Frank was (she spent a year in a loft, she&#039;d have to be RANK) and then lick her to ensure her identity, the brutality of the ass kicking would be epic.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ll have to renounce my previous post in light of the fact that Keller&#8217;s leftover senses would become hyper-powered, a la Daredevil &#8211; if she could smell where Frank was (she spent a year in a loft, she&#8217;d have to be RANK) and then lick her to ensure her identity, the brutality of the ass kicking would be epic.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Dragon*Con 2009 by kittymao</title>
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		<dc:creator>kittymao</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2009 20:58:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I dunno. 
Frank may have been a whiny bitch, but Keller is blind and deaf. 
If Frank just hit-and-moved on Keller, she could win. 
But if Keller got a hold of Frank- like, AT ALL- she&#039;d maul her. 

It&#039;s the classic Chun Li / Blanka battle.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I dunno.<br />
Frank may have been a whiny bitch, but Keller is blind and deaf.<br />
If Frank just hit-and-moved on Keller, she could win.<br />
But if Keller got a hold of Frank- like, AT ALL- she&#8217;d maul her. </p>
<p>It&#8217;s the classic Chun Li / Blanka battle.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Dragon*Con 2009 by Annette</title>
		<link>http://ilovejunk.wordpress.com/2009/09/13/dragoncon-2009/#comment-93</link>
		<dc:creator>Annette</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2009 09:07:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Did I mention that I love you, Jazzy?

Seriously though, great post; sounds like a freaking blast.  I wish I could manage to drag my ass to one of these things.  

Oh, and Keller vs Frank?  Well, Keller might have been blind and deaf but she could read, write and speak, so I think that kicking ass could easily be added to her repertoire.  My money&#039;s on her.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Did I mention that I love you, Jazzy?</p>
<p>Seriously though, great post; sounds like a freaking blast.  I wish I could manage to drag my ass to one of these things.  </p>
<p>Oh, and Keller vs Frank?  Well, Keller might have been blind and deaf but she could read, write and speak, so I think that kicking ass could easily be added to her repertoire.  My money&#8217;s on her.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Dragon*Con 2009 by VoodooVal</title>
		<link>http://ilovejunk.wordpress.com/2009/09/13/dragoncon-2009/#comment-92</link>
		<dc:creator>VoodooVal</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2009 03:26:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The &quot;half an asscheek wide&quot; chair PSA is the best thing I&#039;ve read after that experience.

As for the ongoing saga, I&#039;d have to imagine that Frank could just bludgen Helen Keller across the head with her typewriter a few times while Helen keeps signing &quot;WA-TER&quot; to summon Nazi Pokemon or something to help her (she was German, after all).

Holy run-on sentence, Batman!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The &#8220;half an asscheek wide&#8221; chair PSA is the best thing I&#8217;ve read after that experience.</p>
<p>As for the ongoing saga, I&#8217;d have to imagine that Frank could just bludgen Helen Keller across the head with her typewriter a few times while Helen keeps signing &#8220;WA-TER&#8221; to summon Nazi Pokemon or something to help her (she was German, after all).</p>
<p>Holy run-on sentence, Batman!</p>
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		<title>Comment on Dragon*Con 2009 by kittymao</title>
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		<dc:creator>kittymao</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Sep 2009 23:11:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I went to a con Once, in Oakland. 
Pretty cool, but was kind of bummed by the lack of costumes. 
Being as it was the bay area- I think everyone was trying to look COOL as in the nomral context of it, and not COOL in the Con context.

Anyway, I love the Venture Brothers and am excited to see someone else on the planet digs it too.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I went to a con Once, in Oakland.<br />
Pretty cool, but was kind of bummed by the lack of costumes.<br />
Being as it was the bay area- I think everyone was trying to look COOL as in the nomral context of it, and not COOL in the Con context.</p>
<p>Anyway, I love the Venture Brothers and am excited to see someone else on the planet digs it too.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Dragon*Con 2009 by ilovejunk</title>
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		<dc:creator>ilovejunk</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Sep 2009 22:02:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>PROSSITOOOOT</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>PROSSITOOOOT</p>
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		<title>Comment on Dragon*Con 2009 by ilovejunk</title>
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		<dc:creator>ilovejunk</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Sep 2009 22:02:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Yeah, this blog layout was pretty much the only one that seemed remotely appropriate for Halloween. I&#039;ve been trying to make a shitty MSPaint banner, but I have the graphic design skills of a blind infant, so it&#039;s taking a long time.

I don&#039;t know how big Heroes Con is, but Dragon*Con had over 30,000 people *last* year, and I&#039;ve heard several people say that this year seemed like the biggest it&#039;s ever been. There were several times I thought an escalator was going to eat me alive because I got to the top and there was no room to get off. I haven&#039;t heard any official counts this year, but I&#039;d wager the total was closer to 40,000. Rumor has it they&#039;re even expanding next year, so it&#039;ll be in five hotels instead of four. Hopefully that means a more diffuse crowd and thus a slight reduction in my personal rage level.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yeah, this blog layout was pretty much the only one that seemed remotely appropriate for Halloween. I&#8217;ve been trying to make a shitty MSPaint banner, but I have the graphic design skills of a blind infant, so it&#8217;s taking a long time.</p>
<p>I don&#8217;t know how big Heroes Con is, but Dragon*Con had over 30,000 people *last* year, and I&#8217;ve heard several people say that this year seemed like the biggest it&#8217;s ever been. There were several times I thought an escalator was going to eat me alive because I got to the top and there was no room to get off. I haven&#8217;t heard any official counts this year, but I&#8217;d wager the total was closer to 40,000. Rumor has it they&#8217;re even expanding next year, so it&#8217;ll be in five hotels instead of four. Hopefully that means a more diffuse crowd and thus a slight reduction in my personal rage level.</p>
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